Thursday, June 29, 2006

Because I Just Can't Shut Up: A (Detailed) Response To Heart (P. 2)

OK...I couldn't stop myself....I'll take Heart's post on word-for-word:


Don’t trivialize my hatred of pornography.

Whenever you stop trivializing my hatred of antiporn fascists dressed in "radical feminist" drag, dear.

Don’t mock or laugh at or dismiss my hatred of blow jobs.

Why shouldn't we....especially when you so impose your hatred on everyone else and call it "feminist theory"?? When you are so dismissive and callous of other women's experiences???

Don’t trivialize my rage against — and yes, hatred of — men who violate little girls and little boys and women, my daughters, my sons, my mother, my sisters, myself, with and by these these things.

As if what you are doing in convicting innocent men and women of crimes they didn't commit isn't doing the same damn thing??

And do not make me wrong. On other days, I’ll talk about other things. I may even talk about all the ways that patriarchy hurts men, too, because it does. But don’t tell me patriarchy-hurts-men-too is what I ought to be talking about today, thinking about today, when blow jobs and rape and pornography are on my mind, when they are what I want to talk about, after days and months and years and decades and centuries of nightmares and screaming and still, fearful, deadly silences. Don’t tell me other violences matter more. Don’t tell me other voices matter more. Don’t tell me other people matter more than me.

Don’t shut me up.

My goodness....so now people who attempt to offer a different view than Heart's madness are now merely attempting to "shut her up"??? And now, she has assumed for herself the powers of goddesses in universalizing her experience as encompassing ALL women for ALL time??? What freakin' arrogance is this???


If you haven’t had cock shoved down your throat until you gagged and vomited and bled and could not breathe, with ”bitch” and “cunt” and ”whore” ringing in your ears, then maybe you don’t understand.

Gee, Heart..you do know that women can resist unwanted fellatio, do you?? You see, there are these things we call "TEETH", that can do much damage to a man's penis if you just bite down....

If you haven’t been forced, under threat of beatings with fists and belts and sticks and hoses and hangers to arrange your body like the porn star in the movie arranges hers so a man can fuck you like the men in pornography fuck her, and every day and every night there’s a new threat and a new film and a new position and maybe a new beating, then maybe you don’t understand.

Oh, please....not even Linda Lovelace ever had to endure that kind of ordeal; she was merely beaten by her husband.

If men have not raped you, raped your daughters, raped your sons, raped your mother, your sister, your friends, and so that valley of desperation and grief and rage and wanting to die is unfamiliar territory, then maybe you don’t see men quite the way I see them.

Which, of course, makes your opinion of men far more legitimate than those who don't agree.....right, Heart??? After all, we all know that ALL men (especially the liberal/Left men who most oppose wiping out erections and porn and blowjobs from the face of the earth) inevitably gravitate to raping and murdering everyone and everything that moves, don't they??? All because of having a penis, I guess???

I won’t ask you to. No woman should be expected, or asked, or ordered, or even begged, to enter into that hell. It’s been forced upon us, forced upon us, enough of us, thousands and millions and billions of us throughout history. Thank god, some have been spared. Thank god, you have been spared.

Wait a minute...you mean that porn and blowjobs has been forced on BILLIONS of women throughout history?? And yet women still managed to survive and thrive??? I guess that the Patriarchy isn't so powerful after all, then??

And remember, all this began over whether or not blowjobs are innately antifeminist (or simply gross), and whether any woman who enjoys the act of fellatio for herself can remain a feminist.

I won’t ask you to go there with me. You don’t have to hold my hand. You don’t have to hold me.

But I’ll say this. Don’t trivialize what broke me. Don’t call my suffering trifling. Don’t chide me for my rage. Don’t say it’s no big deal or others have it worse or think about my privilege or what’s wrong with you, all the evil in the world, damn ungrateful bitch talkin’ about blow jobs, what the hell is wrong with her.

Oh, yeah...so now Heart's elevated herself and her "universal' female experience above that of Native Americans, Jews, antiracist activists, and Black and Brown people who have seen the same or even worse suffering (and I would think that as bad as rape is, being strung up with your testicles cut off isn't that pleasant, either). But, she's a "leftist" radical feminist who isn't a Klan-supporting racist, so appropriating their suffering and discrimination to serve her elitist cause is perfectly OK...I suppose.

That’s what he said to me. That’s what men say to us. That’s what they have always said to us while they choked us with cock or beat us with fists or seared our minds and bodies and spirits and souls with images and acts we can never, ever forget no matter how hard we try, dear god, no matter what we do to make it stop, no matter how much we drink, or what part we cut or pierce or tattoo, or how well we starve or eat ourselves into invisibility, or what god or goddess we pray to, or work for, no matter the drugs, the pills, weed, it’s there, it’s there, god help us it’s still there, it never ends, it never ends. They told us we should be glad we had a man/a father/a house/food, what’s wrong with you, bitch, it’s just a picture, it’s just a weapon, it’s just a cock, stupid slut. You’ve got it good, you whore. You’ve got it good.

That’s what men say to us.

And which men (or women) would that be, Heart??? The ones who simply say that some women can enjoy blowjobs for their own pleasure?? The ones that say that not all men become brutal rapists and pimps merely for masturbating to a woman having consensual sex with others (or pleasuring herself)??? The ones that do their best to improve the lives of such women trapped in such hell through such things as strengthing spousal abuse laws, divorce reform, improving the options for single women and working women, and at least educating men to understand that NO means NO??

Oh, but I forgot.....they are all MEN..and thus, by edict of the newly endorsed Goddess of St. Andrea through the readings of the Book of MacKinnon, they are to be castigated and swept aside now and forever as enemies of all women, heretowith!!! And any woman who dares to question this edict should be sentenced to reeducation by the Ministry of Radical Feminism so that they can understand and change their "false consciousness" and really see how their bodies are lying to them, and that mutual pleasure and negotiated power is merely just another tool of the Patriarchy to rule over women!!!

Don’t you say it. Don’t you say it.

Don’t tell me not to grieve. Don’t tell me not to rage. Don’t tell me not to scream. Don’t tell me what to feel or think, or how to go about mending my world, saving my own life.


Actually, Heart, you can grieve and rage and scream all you want; it's your blog.

But when you use your space to smear, slander, and falsely convict other women and men for crimes they never committed; and exploit your status as an abuse victim for shaming your critics and promoting an essentially male-baiting, sex-hating campaign to impose your fascistic views on others.....well, let's just say that WE won't be shut up, either.

But, since this probably will just go through your brain, Heart, I will, on behalf of all sex radical Leftist men who have never and will never rape or abuse anyone, simply conclude with this salute in kind to you and all your antiporn fascist "sisters":

(UN)FUCK. YOU.

Don't Shut ME Up, Either: An Response to Heart(less)

Let me see now: so now anyone who disagrees with Heart's notion (that any woman who likes giving blowjobs to men) is essentially a dupe of "patriarchy" and only "shamed" to like such acts, and is now dissing ALL women who have been abused by men???

And, of course, since she is a victim of abuse, she (and by extension, all who think like her) now absolutely must be representative of ALL women, now and forever, and anyone -- even those who have experienced the same kind of abuse , but who happen to disagree with any connection with that abuse and consensual sex acts -- are now by own her edict attempting to "shut me up"????

Oh, whatever.

Bottom line, Heart: Your personal experiences are YOUR experiences, and no one else's, and no one will hold that against you. But when you use your experiences as darts to sling like cowpies at those who merely don't want to march in perfect step in your sex-hating, male-baiting, elitist, protofascist crusades, then we on the other side have an obligation to defend ourselves in kind.

You want your feelings to be respected?? Try respecting the feelings of others.

Otherwise, Heart....kindly kiss where the sun don't shine, and make like Dick Cheney.

I'll just stop here before I really get ignorant. I am THAT pissed.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Back To Life; Back To Reality...

Leave it to Brownfeminpower of Women of Color Blog to tear off the shades and bring us back to reality....and what really matters.

But don't take my word for it; get your candy ass over there and witness it for yourself.

(Warning: Contains some graphic war images that may be upsetting...and probably NSFW.)

"Can I Get A Drug Test For Jabba The Fat-Ass Pigman???"

Back in the salad days of Jim Rome's radio sports talk show, he used to have a feature where his regular callers ("affectionally" known as "Clones") would start their calls with a request for a "drug test" (thusly cueing up the sound of a toilet flushing) in tribute to whatever athlete or caller or whomever made a complete ass of him/herself at that very time. Ultimately, like most of his old schitick, Rome got bored and pulled the plug on this feature.

Not that I'm particularly a fan of drug tests anyway (and before you ask, Clones, I am not only drug-free, but also alcohol-free and tobacco-free, so I don't have anything to hide), but I'm thinking that a particular popular right-wing radio talk show host might be a prime candidate for a drug test....or two....or five. It's one thing to get caught doctor shopping for Oxycontin...but WTF is up with you on this one, Rush???

Cue the latest from the Rush Limbaugh Criminal Files (Courtesy of KTLA-TV via Americablog via Pandagon):



Rush Limbaugh Detained at Airport with Viagra

Associated Press

June 26, 2006, 8:05 PM PDT

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

Limbaugh reached a deal last month with prosecutors who had accused the conservative talk-show host of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as "doctor shopping," would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to painkillers.


(Needless to say, Keith Olbermann of the MSNBC program Countdown was the first to get all up in Rush's drawers on this latest faux pas; Crooks and Liars has the video segment here.)

Now..I'm sure that you are thinking the same as I am....WTF is a highly popular right-wing talk show host doing in the Dominican Republic with enough Viagra to create enough hardwood to refurbish the old Boston Garden?? What...is Daryn Kagan not hot enough for 'ya, Jabba???

Ahhhhh, but here's where the real rubber (which I assume Rush didn't use, he being so opposed in public to "safer sex") hits the...errrrr, road. Do a Google search using "Sex trade" and "Dominican Republic" and you will find at the top of the list this article from Wired.com:

The Web, Where 'Pimps' Roam Free

By Julia Scheeres Julia Scheeres Also by this reporter
2001-07-07 03:00:00.0

PUERTO PLATA, Dominican Republic -- A slow tourist season has hurt the T-shirt and coconut milk vendors in this scenic beach town, but it hasn't put a dent in the body business.

Evidence of the sex trade is everywhere as men in shorts and sandals duck into rent-by-the-hour "love motels" with Dominican women in bright dresses.


"There is always a demand for sex," said one Dominican prostitute as she lounged at one of the town's waterfront bars. "Men will always pay for it, especially in here ... where they can get anything they want at a discount."

Indeed, the Dominican Republic is one of the biggest sex tourism destinations in the world, thanks in part to Internet sites that extol the country as a "single man's paradise."

When Christopher Columbus sailed into the bay here in 1493, the sun's reflection on the ocean made the water dazzle like silver coins, so he called it Port Silver. Nowadays, Puerto Plata still dazzles millions of vacationers looking for turquoise reefs and palm-strewn white sand beaches.

But this sunny vacation mecca has a dark side: The area's thriving commercial sex industry has given it one of the highest HIV rates of any region in the country, according to the World Bank.

[...]



(See also this Wikipedia entry on "sex tourism".)

So, to update this so far: Apparantly, El Rushbo the Oxycontin Addict got a bit too horny this past weekend, and decided to blow off some steam with a weekend red-eye (via his private jet) to Hispaniola to get his rocks off...and to further enhance the experience, got his docs to string up a "prescription" of Viagra to get him through the weekend.

Problem is, the docs forgot to put his name on the freakin' bottle (apparantly for "privacy reasons", according to Rush's lawyer, Roy Black); and when he returned to Palm Beach after his adventure, he ran afoul of the US Customs Service, which discovered the prescripts during their normal search of individuals on return flights.

Uhhhhh...OOPS. That would be, if one of us regular folks...and did that, a Class 2 misdemeanor crime, subjected to fines and some jail time; not to mention a violation of the agreement that Limbaugh originally reached on the Oxy "doctor shopping" charges earlier.

Then again, Rushbo's not regular folk; and he'll probably find some way to beat this rap as well.

And you would think that his prime audience of Dittoheads would not be so thrilled with the hypocrisy of him taking his sex tour roadies while lecturing the rest of us about the absolutness of abstinence and sexual "modesty". You would think that..but from some of the responses of one particular Freeper site (freerepublic.com), you's be wrong: (from Pandagon, again):


Actual Freeper Quotes™

"No harrassment here! I wonder how many hollywood types get treated like this! Sue the pants off ‘em Rush!"

"This was leaked so that the MSM could ‘leak’ the fact that Limbaugh uses Viagra, and thus mock him for it. I would suspect that it will be hard for them to do so when he owns the CBS affiliate in Miami, as I suspect he soon will"

"[...] you can bet Rush is on a special watch list because of what he has gone thru. He most likely has been advised by his lawyer that he will be a target for searches and he probably had a letter from the doctor explaining why the meds were labled differntly. Someone leaked the story to embarass him. It’s no big deal to me but it will be a big deal to those who will ridicule for it. So what…it won’t cause people to not listen to him and if anything, it might cause people to have more sympathy for him as it shows the left will stoop to any level to destory a person."

"The libs cannot hide from the truth, so they harass those that expose their criminal, lying, cheating, Godless ways. Give ‘em Hell Rush!!!"

"To win the War On Drugs, some eggs must be broken."

"The sleazoid lib war on Limbaugh continues. Can you imagine the thermonuclear ‘privacy’ uproar if this kind of leaking of personal, confidential medical info was inflicted upon a liberal, say Pinch Sulzberger???? I’d guess that ol’ Pinch needs lots of viagra with his boy-toys, but if any CUSTOMS official ever leaked that info to the media we’d have a frickin’ constitutional crisis on our hands. The hypocrisy and double-standards of the libs never ceases to amaze me, even if it no longer surprises me."



(Pinch Sulzburger, incidentally, happens to be the owner of the New York Times; whom most Freepers would love to roast (literally) as the typical "left-wing elitist" who sells his country down the river for cheap thrills.)

Uhhhh, dewd in the last sentence...if the docs had simply placed Rush's name on the prescription, then he would have gotten off free and clear...but last time I checked, it was still illegal to possess non-OTC drugs without a prescription. (I believe that the charge is called "possession with intent to distribute"???) But I guess those laws should only apply to "liberals", shouldn't they??

Either way, I'm sure that Jabba's blowing it away (no pun) right now on the mike, as I type this; dismissing the brohaha as just another liberal/Left stunt to divert attention from the great appeasers and sellouts and traitorous Democrats who want to "cut and run" from total victory in Iraq, among other sins.

Right-wing sex freakery.....just like left-wing sex freakery, but more....you know, right-wing. Gotta love 'em.